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Will the novelty wear off after ten hours? Possibly. But for the first five hours—when you watch a scarred, veteran shinobi reluctantly accept a hug from a floating ghost fox—you will realize that the CutePercentage isn't just a number. It is a promise.
We’ve dug deep into the developer diaries, the early beta leaks, and the official press releases to bring you the definitive pre-release breakdown of the year’s most anticipated ninja-themed comfort RPG. At its core, House of Shinobi is a hybrid life-sim/action RPG developed by Moonbeam Forge Studios. However, the "-Pre-Release-" tag signifies that we are looking at a specific, limited build of the game—one that has been circulating among high-tier Patreon supporters and closed beta testers. The second suffix, -CutePercentage- , is not a typo or a meme. It is an actual in-game metric. House of Shinobi -Pre-Release- -CutePercentage-
Upon full release, expect the average player to sustain a 150-200% rating. But for the pre-release glory chasers? We expect to see videos of the 400% "Fluffnado" within a week. Will the novelty wear off after ten hours