Pooping Dog Script — Full Patched

Bentley lowers his leg. Smiles. He walks to the door. Sarah unmutes Zoom.

stares at the camera like she is in The Office . She picks up the treat bag and throws the entire bag at Bentley. pooping dog script full

The World’s Most Passive-Aggressive Dog Bentley lowers his leg

A: Yes. The full script is "High-value treat + The word 'Hurry' + Cold grass." But only after you've conditioned the word for two weeks. You cannot force a dog to poop without the physical need present. pooping dog script full

(reaching for treat bag): "Okay, okay. Script. Go poop. GO POOP. Outside. Please."

The poop. An Easter egg label on the rug reads: "Made in China."