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Dec. 18, 2016. All 273 Dialogues below are error‐free. NOTE: The number following each title below (which is the same number that follows the corresponding dialogue) is the Flesch‐Kincaid Grade Level. See Flesch‐Kincaid or FREE Readability Formulas, or Readability‐Grader, or Readability‐Score. These grade levels are not "true" grade levels, because the dialogues are not in "true" paragraph form (because of the A: and B: format). However, the grade levels are true in the sense that they are truly relative to one another.


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In the sprawling, chaotic, and endlessly creative corners of the internet, 2024 has given birth to a phenomenon that defies conventional categorization. The name is Niksindian . And the concept? The “Lovely Human Toilet.”

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But the most viral segment is Volunteers from the audience role-play as “feces” (unfinished tasks) while Niksindian, as the “plumber,” tries to “eliminate” them via trivia questions about corporate compliance. Winners receive a golden plunger trophy.

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Disclaimer: This article is a work of satirical cultural commentary based on abstract internet trends. The concept of a “human toilet” is not intended to be physically enacted. Always practice hygiene and respect for human dignity. Don’t actually eat waste.



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