At nine years old, young Timmy swore he had a "steel bladder." After a gas station stop in the middle of Nevada—where the next town is a suggestion, not a destination—Timmy chugged a 44-ounce Big Gulp to prove his manhood. For the next 90 minutes, the desert heat did its work.
One brave soul on Twitter described a scenario at a urinal in a crowded movie theater. He had been holding it through the entire runtime of Avatar 2 (which is basically a torture method). When he finally reached the porcelain, the relief was so intense that his entire body spasmed. funny+pee+stories
Sarah, a marketing executive, was presenting a quarterly report to forty-five colleagues, including the CEO. She had been holding her bladder for two hours because she was "the main speaker." About ten minutes in, she realized she had made a grave error: her morning coffee was knocking on the back door. At nine years old, young Timmy swore he had a "steel bladder