This is why producers append to the end of every search query.

Here is the truth the Reddit hivemind doesn't want you to hear:

Naturally, every producer wants to sound like him. And that leads to one of the most searched phrases in the underground production community:

You can download every kit linked in this article (and the 400 other "Surf Gang" clones on Reddit), but until you develop your own ear for swing, distortion, and texture, you will just sound like a copy of a copy.