Is this practical? Absolutely not. Your onions will taste like cinnamon. But for a specific audience (psychopaths who put turmeric in their scrambled eggs), it is a revelation. Here is the truth: The "Pain" is real. After ten minutes of chopping, the board had left micro-abrasions on the belly of our Wusthof. The "BrutalMaster" philosophy is that a knife should be sharpened after every single meal. They sell a companion whetstone (the "Submissive Grit 1000/6000") for $200 separately.
In the world of culinary tools, there are pristine Japanese maple end-grain boards for delicate sushi chefs. There are flimsy plastic sheets for volume prep in fast-food hellscapes. And then, lurking in the shadowy corner of Etsy’s darkest rabbit hole, there is the . BrutalMaster - Dirty Chai Cutting Board of Pain...
Because sometimes, the flavor of pain is just a dirty chai. Disclaimer: This article is a work of satire. No cutting boards were actually infused with tears or espresso during this review. BrutalMaster is a fictional brand; any resemblance to real BDSM kitchenware is purely coincidental. Is this practical