Your mother’s last resort isn’t a nursing home, Bettie. It’s not an assisted living facility with bingo nights and pudding cups. It’s not moving in with you and your husband (bless his heart, but he uses my good scissors on cardboard). No. The last resort is this:
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—Mags Moab, Utah P.S. If you’re reading this and you’re not Bettie, share it with someone who needs to hear that “last resort” can be beautiful. And Bettie—yes, I published this on Medium. Yes, I made five dollars so far. No, I will not be taking questions. Bettie this is your mother's last resort portable lifestyle and entertainment (exact match and variations used throughout for SEO optimization). Your mother’s last resort isn’t a nursing home, Bettie