Chipmunks The Road Chip Transcript Updated — Alvin And The

ALVIN! Where are you?

We are not rodents! We are singing chipmunks! There’s a difference! Rodents don’t have Grammys. alvin and the chipmunks the road chip transcript

(Adjusting glasses) I miscalculated.

| Character | Dialogue Style | Example Quote | | :--- | :--- | :--- | | | Fast, sarcastic, self-centered, uses pop culture references. | "Rules are just suggestions written by people who are less famous than me." | | Simon | Logical, verbose, uses big words, acts as the straight man. | "Statistically, our plan has a 14% chance of success. I’m being generous." | | Theodore | Sweet, emotional, food-obsessed, literal thinker. | "My heart is sad, but my tummy is full. So... balanced?" | | Dave | Exasperated, parental, long-suffering, rare moments of warmth. | "I love you three more than music. But right now, I like music more." | | Samantha (New character) | Warm, ambitious, oblivious to the Chipmunks' schemes. | "They’re not pests, Dave. They’re family. Loud, sticky family." | Part 6: The Climax – Proposal Scene (Excerpt) The final act takes place on a party boat in Miami. Dave has found the boys. DAVE: You drove a car off a cliff. You flooded a hotel. You traumatized an air marshal. All because you thought I didn't love you? We are singing chipmunks

Alvin crashes through the ceiling fan, landing on Dave’s keyboard. (Adjusting glasses) I miscalculated

(Crying) We don't know how to be quiet, Dave.

Actually, Alvin, taxonomically speaking, we are sciuromorph rodents.